The pineapple juice example in that post was a joke. Millennials are not, as a group, unusually obsessed with pineapple juice.
However, if I did not already have fucked up teeth I would be drinking so much pineapple juice you would not believe it. Love that stuff. I can only have it as a special treat now, bc my teeth are fucked up for unrelated reasons and they are too fragile to tolerate frequent juice consumption.
Look after your teeth, my friends. Look after them so they are strong enough to survive all the juice you want.












